W. C. Fields Quotes About Marriage

Quotes about: Marriage

• I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Marriage, Fire

• Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

  W. C. Fields

  Marriage, Things In Life, Old Friends

• Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Marriage, Women

  "Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life".

• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Marriage, Wedding

• It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

  W. C. Fields

  Marriage, Girl, Father

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