I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
I don't like lollipops.
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.
Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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