The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
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