To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
What matters most is that we learn from living.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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