To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
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