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I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.

Daniel Dennett

Thinking, People, Moral

"The Atheism Tapes". BBC Documentary, 2004.

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You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

John Cena

Wwe, Shots, Limp Bizkit

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Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit by it. (Arik) It’s true. It pained me to see a man as young as Arik stricken with impotency. Therefore I had to do something to help the poor soul. But alas, there’s nothing to be done for it. He’s as flaccid as a wet noodle. (Solin) How creative of you to project your problem onto me. But then, they say celibacy is enough to make a man lose all reason. Guess you’re living proof, huh? (Arik)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Brother, Men, Creative

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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

Zach Braff

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Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.

David Letterman

Hopeful, Funeral, Presidential

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This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

David Letterman

Email, Scandal, Clinton

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If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men, then...selling Viagra would get you five to 10 years behind bars.

Ethan Nadelmann

Men, White Man, Land

"Why we need to end the War on Drugs". TED Talk, www.ted.com. October 2014.

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Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.

Dave Barry

Two, Feet, Wire

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And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

Margaret Cho

Gun, Waiting, Forever

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You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer.

Jeanne Moreau

Cancer, Men, Giving

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Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

Anthony Jeselnik

Grandpa, Eating, Found

Twitter post from Oct 06, 2010

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Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.

Alonzo Bodden

Women, Years, Trying

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I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

Will Smith

Sex, Wife, Training

"Will Smith: The Black Millionaire Blueprint for Success" by Terry Shropshire, rollingout.com. May 16, 2012.

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..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

Peter McWilliams

Marijuana, Medical, Accepted

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Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

Paul Daniels

Sex, Chips, Beats

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I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

Bette Midler

News Stories, House, Watches

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In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a problem of illicit chemical enhancement. Steroids threaten the health of the 5 percent to 7 percent of players proved, by a mild regime of scheduled tests, to be using them. Steroids also endanger emulative young people. Further, steroids subvert what baseball is selling - fair competition. And they strike at the pleasure of engagement with America's team sport with the longest history.

George Will

Sports, Baseball, Team

George Will (2008). “One Man's America: The Pleasures and Provocations of Our Singular Nation”, p.329, Crown Forum

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Sex and commerce are fine things, but man cannot live by Viagra and the Dow Jones alone. A life led collecting things and experiences in pursuit of happiness is not necessarily a bad life, but it's not a good life either. Too often, the Democrats act like the Party of Lust, and the Republicans the Party of Greed. Both are deadly sins that eat at the soul.

Rod Dreher

Sex, Good Life, Party

Rod Dreher (2010). “Crunchy Cons: The New Conservative Counterculture and Its Return to Roots”, p.12, Crown

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If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

Russell Howard

Funny, Sex, Taken

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I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.

Joan Lunden

Children, Men, Thinking

"Joan Lunden, 54, mother of twins". Interview with Deborah Norville, www.nbcnews.com. May 19, 2004.

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Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.

Ai Weiwei

Men, Judging, Gold

"Gold Is Not the Real Measure of a Nation". www.theguardian.com. August 25, 2008.

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