Never Trust A Woman Quotes

• One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

  Oscar Wilde

  Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Truth

  'A Woman of No Importance' (1893) act 1

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• Never trust a woman or
  an automatic weapon.

  John Dillinger

  Weapons, Never Trust, Automatic Weapons

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• Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

  Federico Fellini

  Bed, Never Trust

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• I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

  Oscar Wilde

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  Oscar Wilde, Alvin Redman (1959). “The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde”, p.249, Courier Corporation

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• Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

  Wes Smith

  Father, Believe, Princess

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• Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

  Gertrude Atherton

  Lying, Knowing, Age

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• Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

  Oscar Wilde

  Age, May, Ribbons

  Oscar Wilde (2007). “Epigrams of Oscar Wilde”, p.15, Wordsworth Editions

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• I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

  Stanley Baldwin

  Trust, Sisterhood, Men

  "Brain Box". Book by Charles Phillips, p. 110, 2006.

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• Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

  Helen Rowland

  Funny, Trust, Husband

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.95, Lulu.com

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