Mum Quotes - Page 25

• My sister died and my mum was really distant, as you do - you don't expect your offspring to die before you. I thought I was bulletproof up until that stage.

  Max Walker

  My Sister, Stage, Bulletproof

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm a mum, so my wardrobe consists of sweaters and jeans. As long as I don't leave the house forgetting my jeans, I count that as a fashion success.

  Gail Porter

  Fashion, Jeans, Sweaters

  "Five things I know about style: Gail Porter". Interview With Shahesta Shaitly, www.theguardian.com. March 12, 2011.

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• My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.

  Carol Vorderman

  Kids, Commitment, Whales

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• My mum taught me how to read before I went to kindergarden, I always thought that being able to read provided lightness, help to dispel darkness, ignorance and stupidity.

  Michael Moore

  Ignorance, Stupidity, Darkness

  YouTube Channel "DVDTOWNcom"/"Interview with Michael Moore about Capitalism: A Love Story", www.youtube.com. March 09, 2010.

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• My mum certainly isn't a prude, nor is my brother, so I think I'm lucky to have a family like that.

  Roxanne McKee

  Brother, Thinking, Prudes

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Call me an over anxious, middle-class mum, but my eight-and-a-half-year old son looks very much, to me, like he's headed for a life of crime.

  Arabella Weir

  Son, Years, Class

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• I feel like I'm back in business now, and I'm managing pretty well as a single mum. I've proved to myself I can do it. You come out the other end and think, 'Wow, I'm pretty good at this!'

  Donna Air

  Thinking, Wow, Ends

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!

  Bob Monkhouse

  Funny, Humor, College

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• I think we should have a day off for Father's Day. Dads work very hard. And to be fair, a day off for Mums too, as they work hard. And more bank holidays. They rock.

  Peter Andre

  Dad, Father, Hard Work

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Baby, Fall

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• When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, Home

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• I haven't had any bad jobs. I was a hairdresser before and that's it. I still cut my family and mates' hair when they want a trim. If I go up to Scotland to see my mum, I know she'll say, 'Bring your scissors!'

  Sharleen Spiteri

  Jobs, Cutting, Scotland

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me, but it's personal and it's not for me to hock, or shop around to the highest bidder. Plus, it could never live up to the amazing mythology that everyone online has created for me, so I'll keep mum about it.

  Matt Bomer

  Life Is, Incredibles, Online

  Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 10, 2010.

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• A younger sister is someone to use as a guinea-pig in trying sledges and experimental go-carts. Someone to send on messages to Mum. But someone who needs you - who comes to you with bumped heads, grazed knees, tales of persecution. Someone who trusts you to defend her. Someone who thinks you know the answers to almost everything.

  Pam Brown

  Sister, Sibling, Thinking

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• Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.

  David Haye

  Motivation, Pairs, Fighter

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• My dad was a geologist and my mum was a nurse who directed amateur theatrics.

  Matthew William Goode

  Dad, Nurse, Theatrics

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'd read things, like people criticizing me. But no one likes to read stuff about that, and probably the main thing that was getting to me was me mum's illness.

  Jack Osbourne

  People, Stuff, Likes

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• As a child, I'd help my mum cook, and it was ridiculous - she had the correct gadget or utensil for everything. 'Stop! Don't use that, I have exactly the right utensil.' After I left home, I survived on cup-a-meals and never saw myself as being like her. Now I've become her.

  Kelis

  Children, Home, Meals

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.'

  Russell Howard

  Funny, Mother, Father

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• You can say whatever you want about me, I'm not really bothered. But when it starts to upset people I care about or I hear about it from my mum, then that's a problem.

  Zayn Malik

  People, Upset, Care

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love samosas filled with mincemeat. My mum makes really great ones.

  Zayn Malik

  Really Great, Filled, Great Ones

  "One Direction release extended This Is Us 3D trailer, get the tissues ready" by Lucy Buckland, www.mirror.co.uk. July 9, 2013.

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• My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Sex, Dad

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• What's the ROI of your mum? You can't put a value on a relationship.

  Gary Vaynerchuk

  Roi, Your Mum, Values

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• Even in Australia I'd say 80 percent of our television was American. I grew up watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Twilight Zone. I used to sit with my mum when I was just nine years old, trying to guess what the twist would be. I love that kind of thing.

  Jacki Weaver

  Twilight, Years, Australia

  "Jacki Weaver, America’s Sweetheart". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 2, 2014.

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• My mum's an opera singer: I grew up watching her get swept up in music and transform herself into characters. She taught me that music is a lifelong journey, and that with every day and every song and every gig you learn something new.

  Katie Noonan

  Song, Art, Character

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