I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Life was a damned muddle - a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of - everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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