Kids Quotes - Page 11

• Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.

  Merrill Markoe

  Cute, Mother, Father

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• If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.

  Robert Foster Bennett

  Fake People, Want, Economy

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• It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny Friend, Government, Library

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• How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Earth, Aliens

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• It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

  Milton Berle

  Education, Team, Teaching

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• Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teacher, Teaching

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• You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Character, Thinking, Criticism

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

  Roseanne Barr

  Jobs, Parenting, The End Of The Day

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• Us as rappers underestimate the power and effects that we have on these kids

  Macklemore

  Rap, Underestimate, Effects

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• It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

  Bob Schneider

  Running, Technology, Offering

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• Ten years from now I plan to be sitting here, looking out over my land. I hope I'll be writing books, but if not, I'll be on my pond fishing with my kids. I feel like the luckiest guy I know.

  John Grisham

  Book, Writing, Years

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• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

  George Carlin

  Mother, School, Home

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• We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

  Bob Dole

  Drinking, Smoking, Milk

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• The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!

  Angelina Jolie

  Motherhood, Poop, Bunch

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• The center of my life is my kids, I woke up at 3 in the morning with four kids with jet lag and two babies. I put myself together for a few hours and go out. And then I go home. This is my job.

  Angelina Jolie

  Baby, Morning, Jobs

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• Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space.

  Angelina Jolie

  Motherhood, Night, Space

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• I take my kids to school and if I go to work they visit me on set, I come home. I have dinner with my family. I have breakfast with my family. I have a very solid, a very warm home. I'm fortunate.

  Angelina Jolie

  Home, School, Motherhood

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• I don't think there's any harm at all in allowing a kid to fantasize. In fact, I think to stop people from fantasizing is a very destructive thing indeed.

  J. K. Rowling

  Wise, Witty, Thinking

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• True courage is cool and calm. The bravest of men have the least of a brutal, bullying insolence, and in the very time of danger are found the most serene and free.

  Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury

  Bullying, Time, Men

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• I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am.

  Jonathan Davis

  Bullying, Thinking, Not Caring

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• There are a lot of legislators who are afraid that kids will learn science and lose their faith.

  Lawrence M. Krauss

  Religion, Atheism, Loses

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• You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Mom, Dad, Husband

  Twitter post from Apr 01, 2014

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• I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.

  Chelsea Handler

  Should Have, Years, People

  "Comedy With a Side of Disgust" by Cathy Horyn, www.nytimes.com. May 20, 2011.

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• Having and raising children is doing something with your life! ... And I have to say that having your kids is one of the greatest things you can do.

  Patricia Heaton

  Children, Abortion, Can Do

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• About the time I turned 50, I experienced the profound biological change that often accompanies women at that age. Also, I put two kids in college and lost both of my parents, so I'm no longer somebody's daughter.

  Jane Pauley

  Daughter, Mother, College

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