Joe Morelli Quotes

• Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

  Janet Evanovich

  Gun, Men, Cookies

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.141, Macmillan

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• We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Writing, Rabbits, Accidents

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• It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Masculine, Pizza

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• Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom

  Janet Evanovich

  Mom, Mother, Gun

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• You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Believe, Emergencies, Cop

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• And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

  Janet Evanovich

  Years, Mouths, Body

  Janet Evanovich (2001). “Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.60, Simon and Schuster

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