Humorous Golf Quotes - Page 2

• I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

  George Brett

  Golf, Swimming, House

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• I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Three, Fear Of Death

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• I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

  Ben Hogan

  Golf, Persistence, Games

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• I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

  Billy Graham

  Prayer, Golf, Answers

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• If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

  Paul Gallico

  Golf, Men, Handicaps

  Paul Gallico (2015). “Farewell to Sport”, p.165, Open Road Media

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• Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

  Anne, Princess Royal

  Funny, Dog, Golf

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• You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Hook, Fades

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• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

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• Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

  Kevin Costner

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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