Hair Gel Quotes

• I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

  Demetri Martin

  Distance, Thinking, Hair

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• There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

  Pauly D

  Hair, Way, Jersey

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• The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?

  Zach Braff

  Children, Hair, Perfect

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• He anxiously touched his hair. "I think my hair gel's frozen.

  Richelle Mead

  Thinking, Hair, Frozen

  Richelle Mead (2013). “The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.41, Penguin

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• We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.

  Richelle Mead

  Thinking, Hair, Needs

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• Even the trip throught the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle. "Magic?" "Hair gel. $3.99 at Ricky's.

  Cassandra Clare

  Hair, Magic, Portal

  Cassandra Clare (2014). “City of Lost Souls”, p.175, Simon and Schuster

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• What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.

  Ilona Andrews

  Gun, Hair, Dust

  Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.128, Penguin

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• Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

  Danica McKellar

  Inspirational, Hair, Self

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• Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as 'Claudia'! Twelve was a real turning point for me as I moved to a mixed school, and then I became cool and discovered hair gel.

  Robert Pattinson

  Family, Friends, Girl

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• He was a super shiny boy and I liked the shape of him. Under the blanket. In the shower. I liked his shadow on the street and his imprint on the sofa. I hated the smell of hair gel on his head, but I loved it on the pillow. I love the smell of losing someone.

  Emma Forrest

  Boys, Hair, Smell

  Emma Forrest (2014). “Namedropper”, p.11, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

  Chris Martin

  Hair, Awful, Care

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• I think good-looking people seldom make good television. And American television studios almost concede before they start: 'Well, it won't be good, but at least it'll be good-looking. We'll have nice-looking girls in tight shirts with F.B.I. badges and fit-looking guys with lots of hair gel vaulting over things.'

  Hugh Laurie

  Girl, Nice, Thinking

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