Funny Age Quotes - Page 3

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw

Life, Motivational, Positive

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

Frank Howard Clark

Funny, Retirement, Stars

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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

George Burns

Birthday, Retirement, People

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich

Funny, Birthday, Knowledge

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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

John Wagner

Funny, Positive Thinking, Getting Older

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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Laurence J. Peter

Retirement, Fun, Age

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Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

Joan Collins

Funny, Birthday, Wine

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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Phyllis Diller

Cute, Birthday, Funny Relationship

Phyllis Diller (1981). “The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions”, Doubleday Books

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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Ann Landers

Funny, Uplifting, Retirement

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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

Helen Hayes

Birthday, Age, Important

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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

John Barrymore

Love, Inspirational, Life

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

Love, Funny, Birthday

Attributed in Bennett Cerf, The Life of the Party (1956)

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Herbert V. Prochnow

Love, Funny, Relationship

Herbert V. Prochnow (1994). “1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions”, Baker Publishing Group

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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Dorothy Fuldheim

Happy Birthday, Getting Older, Age

"Why brands side-line the over-50s at their peril" by Crispin Reed, www.theguardian.com. November 28, 2013.

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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Tom Wilson

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Wisdom

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Oscar Wilde

Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

"Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young" (1894)

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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Jim Davis

Life, Birthday, Feel Good

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Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

John Lennon

Inspirational, Life, Friendship

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Wisdom

Funny, Birthday, Memories

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny

Funny, Happy Birthday, Elderly

New York Times, 1974.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational

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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

Victor Hugo

Birthday, Health, Medicine

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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

Woody Allen

Funny, Birthday, Witty

"Fictional character: Pearl". "Interiors", www.imdb.com. 1978.

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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Coco Chanel

Funny, Birthday, Beauty

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Witty, Crazy

Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.28, Da Capo Press

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