Fulham Quotes

• Well, you know what the Fulham Road's like. If your top-hat blows off into it, it has about as much chance as a rabbit at a dogshow.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Blow, Rabbits, Top Hats

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• Fulham haven't had a shot on target, which is probably why they aren't in the goals.

  Tony Cottee

  Football, Goal, Target

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• I wish we could grow up about it, I'm sure we are contributing to global warming, and we must do all we can to reduce that, but our climate has always changed. The Romans had vineyards in Yorkshire. We're all on this bandwagon of 'Ban the 4x4 in Fulham'. Why didn't we have global warming during the Industrial Revolution? In those days you couldn't have seen across the street for all the carbon emissions and the crap coming out of the chimneys.

  Alan Titchmarsh

  Growing Up, Carbon Emissions, Wish

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• I suppose if I had my time again I would refuse it and stay at Fulham because I thoroughly enjoyed my time there, and secondly I would have taken it on my own terms.

  Kevin Keegan

  Taken, Term, Refuse

  "Keggy: I wish I'd turned England job down". www.mirror.co.uk. May 5, 2011.

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• I am a great football player. I had my own club when I was 14 years old. Football is in my blood, and I have been a fan of Fulham for the last 30 years.

  Mohamed Al-Fayed

  Football, Player, Blood

  "Richard Quest interviewed the owner of Harrods department store and Egyptian business tycoon Mohammed al-Fayed on his life, his health and his work". Interview with Richard Quest, edition.cnn.com. July 12, 2004.

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• I come out before the matches because it's important the fans see I am in a good mood. When I get to the club, my mood is always lifted. You can be in a terrible mood, but once you are at Fulham, you are happy.

  Mohamed Al-Fayed

  Important, Fans, Clubs

  "Mohamed Al Fayed on why he will always try to run Fulham the right way" by Donald McRae, www.theguardian.com. May 10, 2010.

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• We can't feel safe because we are not safe. 
  (on Fulham, 2004-5 season)

  Chris Coleman

  Safe, Wales, Feels

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