Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.
Drive out Nature with a fork, she comes running back.
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.
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