Ex Boyfriend Quotes - Page 3

• Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

  Tyra Banks

  Hands, Favourite, Used

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• I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

  Paris Hilton

  Paris, Bed, Watches

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• In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

  Jenny Mollen

  Dad, Twenties, Half

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

  Jo Brand

  Funny Relationship, Night, Lasts

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• Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

  Ben Harper

  Relationship, Break Up, Forever

  Song: Forever, Album: Welcome To The Cruel World

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• You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

  Alanis Morissette

  Break Up, Education, Love You

  Song: You Learn, Album: Jagged Little Pill, 1995

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• I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Yesterday, Perfect

  Song: Bad Habits, Album: I Am, 2007

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• It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Miracle, World

  Song: Miracle

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• We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Waiting, Worth Waiting For

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• It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Eye, Trying

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• I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Baby, Would Be

  Song: I Saw, Album: Beneath These Fireworks, 2003

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• You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

  Dessa Darling

  Break Up, Supposed To Be, Knows

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• The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Cheating, Crazy, Believe

  Source: www.glamour.com

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