The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
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