Divorce Quotes - Page 25

• When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

  Woody Allen

  Girl, Mother, Born

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• Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

  Roseanne Barr

  Blessed, People, Justice

  "12 Crazy Things Presidential Candidate Roseanne Barr Has Said About The United States" by Jordan Teicher, www.businessinsider.com. February 3, 2012.

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• The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.

  Anatole Broyard

  Tragedy, World, May

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• I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

  Albert Brooks

  Long, Want, Mets

  "Albert Brooks: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 2011.

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• Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

  Chelsea Handler

  Breakup, Kids, Rocks

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• I don't think gay marriage is any threat to marriage. I think divorce is a bigger problem to marriage than anything else.

  Rick Warren

  Gay, Thinking, Problem

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• You can't divorce yourself from your own life experiences.

  Brett Morgen

  Life Experience

  Source: www.npr.org

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• This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is somehow responsible for increasing juvenile delinquency or the increase in divorce rate, is just so much bullshit.

  Betty Friedan

  Home, Ideas, Bullshit

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• Sixty-three percent of our university students are female. But you still see violations of women's rights in Iran. A Muslim man can have up to four wives. He can divorce his wife without offering any reason, while it is quite difficult for a woman to get a divorce.

  Shirin Ebadi

  Men, Rights, Offering

  Interview with Amitabh Pal, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. August 2, 2004.

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• My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12 black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Morning, Dad

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.

  Christopher Titus

  Change, Needs, Bank Accounts

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• My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

  Christopher Titus

  Parent, Bars, Settlement

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• My dad got divorced six times. Well, he actually only got divorced five times. He wouldn't divorce the sixth one 'cause he said he didn't want people to think he couldn't commit. 'I don't want people not taking me serious.' Dad, your last marriage was performed in Reno by an ordained lesbian Elvis impersonator. Who you hit on.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Thinking, People

  "Christopher Titus: Love Is Evol". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2009.

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• Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

  Alonzo Bodden

  Sex, Long, News

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• Can you see the deaths, divorces, job losses or changes, disappointments, surprises, and successes on people's faces? Have they been happy, sad, disillusioned, or gratified? I have been trying the single, vertically shot portrait with my 8 x 10 since 1985 and never felt I succeeded in finding what I was looking for.

  Tina Barney

  Jobs, Disappointment, Loss

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• I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's just a huge sadness. It's horrible. It's like death. You mourn, but the person's still there.

  Andie MacDowell

  Tired, Sadness, Looks

  "Actress Andie MacDowell is happy out of the spotlight" by Luaine Lee, www.washingtonpost.com. August 10, 2013.

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• Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can't, and vice versa.

  Rob Lowe

  Mom, Dad, Kids

  Rob Lowe (2014). “Love Life”, p.67, Simon and Schuster

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• We discussed relationships, abuse, divorce and more. In our society, women have no outlet for these things. The only outlet is the church. And the church can't handle everything. I saw a gap.

  Mo Abudu

  Abuse, Church, Our Society

  Source: www.ebony.com

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• I think it's unworkable. What are we going to have, people like in contentious divorces suddenly claiming that one or the other of them should go to jail because once he or she spanked the child.

  Sean Hannity

  Children, Thinking, Jail

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.

  Regina King

  Believe, People, Married

  "Actor Regina King: Divorce as a journey, staying a family and mind over matter". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• My husband didn't want the divorce, but I did. So there was a lot of bitterness initially. Once we got to the space where we understood that we have the most important thing in the world in common; no one else shared that commonality. Our son is priceless, and in order to give him the best, we have to be better to each other. Although we are still divorced, we still call each other "family." It was a journey to get there, but it's a beautiful place to be.

  Regina King

  Beautiful, Husband, Son

  "Actor Regina King: Divorce as a journey, staying a family and mind over matter". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.'

  Kevin Hart

  Mother, Hate, Kids

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• Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

  Kevin Hart

  Laughing, Looks, Negative

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• My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

  Kevin Hart

  Kids, Talking, Wife

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• The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage.

  Stephanie Coontz

  Children, Problem, Conflict

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