I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.
Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" "Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"
In the theatre, people talk. Talk, talk until the cows come home about journeys of discovery and about what Hazlitt thought of a line of Shakespeare. I can't stand it.
I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man cannot compare himself with any other creature; he is not a monkey, not a cow, not a tree. I am a man. But what is it to be that? Like every other being, I am a splinter of the infinite deity, but I cannot contrast myself with any animal, any plant or any stone. Only a mythical being has a range greater than man's. How then can man form any definite opinions about himself?.
It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.
You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.
I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way.
Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough
If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would.
I got mouths to feed, Unnecessary beef is more cows to breed.
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
It's not socially acceptable to be a complete and utter manipulative cow.
The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound, a pitiful sound.
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