Cows Quotes - Page 4

• The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

  Lord Chesterfield

  Reading, Pleasure, Grazing

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• Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Trying, Honey, Driving

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• If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

  Celia Cruz

  Tvs, Watching Tv, Popcorn

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• I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops.

  Zola Budd

  Home, Tea Drinking, Atmosphere

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• You're thinking to yourself, 'How is it possible that I am going to pay back $150,000 in student loans? I'm never going to pay that back. What am I going to do?' Listen to me and listen to me good, class of 2013.  I want you to think back to all of these things you said to yourself, 'I can't do that. I can't palpate a cow. And what's worse, palpating a cow or taking semen from a horse?' But you did it, didn't you?

  Suze Orman

  Wisdom, Horse, Work

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• When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.

  Mike Johanns

  Borders, Beef, Found

  "An Exclusive Interview: USDA Secretary Mike Johanns". Interview with Sam Gazdziak, www.provisioneronline.com. June 1, 2005.

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• I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

  Harry Caray

  Air, Holy, Used

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• Its been studied to the point where we know that the impact on humans would be from consuming the most infected parts of the cow; that is, the brain and the spinal cord.

  Ann Veneman

  Impact, Brain, Would Be

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• Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

  Jim Bishop

  Chocolate Ice Cream, Chips, Mint

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• A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

  Arthur Koestler

  Writing, Bars, Milk

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• Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.

  Ann Veneman

  Teamwork, Canada, Dairy

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• I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!

  Patrick Stewart

  Sheep, Elephants, Yorkshire

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• Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Christian, Atheist, Fun

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• I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

  Bob Newhart

  Humor, Thinking, Confusion

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• Lebanon can choose to be either a partner in ridding the scourge of terrorism or another obstacle that cows to the most radical elements of society.

  Vito Fossella

  Elements, Lebanon, Obstacles

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• There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.

  Indira Gandhi

  Women, Memorable, Atheism

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• Even during the rationing period, during World War II, we didn't have the anxiety that we'd starve, because we grew our own potatoes, you know? And our own hogs, and our own cows and stuff, you know.

  James Earl Jones

  War, Food, Anxiety

  "The Voice of Triumph". Academy of Achievement Interview, www.achievement.org. June 29, 1996.

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• The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.

  Robert Grosseteste

  Sheep, Lambs, Corn

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• The Anglo-Saxon world saw India as an underdeveloped country. The land of snake charmers, the cows on the street, that "ex-colony-backward-nation" kind of viewpoint, very condescending. Europe on the other hand, saw India in a more romantic, mystical, spiritual way, as a place that's a fountain of wisdom.

  Kabir Bedi

  Spiritual, Country, Land

  Source: www.youthkiawaaz.com

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• Cease, cows, life is short.

  Gabriel Garcia Marquez

  Life Is Short, Life Is, Cease

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• Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.

  Martin Luther

  Freedom, House, Milk

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• Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

  Woody Guthrie

  Change, Trying, Milk

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• My parents moved to Los Angeles when I was really young, but I spent every summer with my grandparents, and I'd stay with my grandfather on the farm in Longview. He was retired from the railroad, and he had a small farm with some cows and some pigs. I remember part of my youth was feeding hogs and plowing fields and stuff, so that's a part of me.

  Forest Whitaker

  Summer, Pigs, Grandparent

  Interview with Evan Smith, www.texasmonthly.com. December 2006.

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• Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

  Fred Allen

  Food, Cooking, Littles

  Fred Allen (2008). “Much Ado About Me”, p.200, Wildside Press LLC

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• I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease.

  Dominic Monaghan

  Heartbroken, Mad Cow Disease, Meat

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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