Cop Quotes - Page 11

• What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

  Denis Leary

  Military, People, Firefighter

  "The End of Rescue Me, But Not Denis Leary". Interview with Nancy Doyle Palmer, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 6, 2011.

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• If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.

  Bob Dylan

  Silly, Men, Needs

  Bob Dylan (2014). “The Lyrics: Since 1962”, p.218, Simon and Schuster

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• And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of the street, "You think that guys can do a better job protecting you than I can?" Actually, I thought Liz could have done a better job "protecting" me than he could, but instead I said, "No, I think if you don't leave me alone, I can scream and that cop will arrest you." Somehow the boy seemed to know it was a joke.

  Ally Carter

  Jobs, Boys, Thinking

  Ally Carter (2011). “Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy”, p.53, Hachette UK

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• Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.

  Tom Robbins

  Problem, Crime, Still Life With Woodpecker

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Still Life with Woodpecker”, p.28, Bantam

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• A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said, You've seen one, you've seen them all.

  Joey Bishop

  Light, Red, Said

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• In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

  Elizabeth Hurley

  Coffee, America, Diners

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• From an early age I loved horror movies. I read books about horror, cops, firemen and military. Over the course of the years I started to see that there's a reality to this. The first movie I was really conscious of seeing was THE EXORCIST and I don't know if any of you have seen that but it scared the sh*t out of me. It really frightened me.

  Ralph Sarchie

  Military, Book, Reality

  Source: collider.com

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• ...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

  Josh Lanyon

  Jake, Looks, Closets

  Josh Lanyon (2002). “A Dangerous Thing”, Millivres Books

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• 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. 3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. 4) Never give your real name. 5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look. 6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand. 7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Real, Eye, Names

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• I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.

  Shelley Berman

  Men, Talking, Cost

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• I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

  Emo Philips

  Morning, Two, People

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

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• Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

  Mort Sahl

  Sorry, Hate, Men

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• You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?

  Greg Giraldo

  Feet, What If, Plant

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• You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't work, I've got lots of old ones that do. Just like cops, it's important to have backup.

  Doug Benson

  Important, Trying, Backup

  "Comedy: The blunt Doug Benson". Interview with Brent Owen, www.leoweekly.com. August 28, 2013.

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• I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground.

  Dane Cook

  Summer, Jobs, Golf

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• It's always fun to play cops and robbers.

  Timothy Olyphant

  Fun, Play, Robbers

  "Timothy Olyphant Interview JUSTIFIED Season Two". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 10, 2011.

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• It's the open ocean right now because it's so unique. It's a really unique way of doing American television. There are a million possibilities. We can stay with the cops. We can introduce new worlds. And, who knows where it will end.

  Veena Sud

  Ocean, Unique, Way

  Source: collider.com

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• I'm a big fan of the 70's action films. Where there is a lot of character and a lot of great action, but the action is kind of cemented with a great back-story with characters. And I thought, this kind of reminded me of the movies that, early on when I was telling Dwayne (Johnson) and the guys, the producer... my whole thing is if you look at a movie like The Driver by Walter Hill, it's a film where there's no names. They are just named, "the driver", "the cop".

  George Tillman, Jr.

  Character, Names, Guy

  Source: collider.com

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• I am relatively familiar with getting a good old rumping from the critics. In some cases, the critics just didn't like the film - fair cop. Others, I think, didn't understand it.

  Guy Ritchie

  Thinking, Film, Cases

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

  Bob Saget

  Mother, Years, Car

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• I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Children, Parent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

  Demetri Martin

  Cutting, Thinking, Dumb

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• I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.

  Ralph Ellison

  Gun, Poet, Triggers

  Ralph Ellison (1994). “Invisible man”, Random House Inc

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• You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Cupcakes, Said

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.139, Macmillan

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• Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be those by deranged postal workers who come to work once too often.

  Andrew Vachss

  Mean, Would Be, Crime

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