Cool Cars Quotes

• Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Syphilis, Top Gear

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• This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Sexually Transmitted Diseases, People, Syphilis

  "Top Gear: Series 8". TV Series, May 7, 2006.

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• After a while, you just want transportation, and things like cool cars or motorcycles are all about getting attention. I get all the attention I could ever need, so I kind of like being in a minivan and people not paying so much attention to me.

  George Clooney

  People, Car, Motorcycle

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• The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

  Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

  Motivational, Sports, Motor Racing

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• A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Top Gear, Faster, Witchcraft

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• Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Insomnia, Suffering, Looks

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• The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Air, Dashboards, Sitting

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• I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Sorry, Sleep, Bed

  Jeremy Clarkson (2009). “Driven to Distraction”, p.102, Penguin UK

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• It couldn't pull a greased
  stick out of a pig's bottom

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Pigs, Sticks, Top Gear

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  Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Love, Motor Racing, Car

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• Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Editing, Car, Racing

  "Top Gear". TV Series, www.imdb.com.

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• Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Top Gear, Comfortable

  "Top Gear: Series 8". TV Series, May 7, 2006.

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• I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

  Jeremy Clarkson

  People, Top Gear, Poor

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• I didn't want to take the typical action roles that everybody was expecting me to take, because I was going to get typecast as that guy, the action guy who didn't have anything really bright to say and who just kicked in doors and punched people in the face and shot people and drove off in a cool car. I didn't want to be that guy.

  Dave Bautista

  Doors, Car, People

  Source: dailydead.com

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• I really became a hardcore Batman fan when I was eight years old. What was clear to me, the reason I liked him better than Superman or Spider-Man or the Hulk or whoever, was the fact that he was human, and I could identify with him, and I really believed in that character strongly. In my heart of hearts, when I was eight years old, I believed that if I studied real hard, and worked out real hard, and if my dad bought me a cool car, I could be this guy.

  Michael Uslan

  Dad, Real, Heart

  Source: therumpus.net

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• I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Car, Driving, Truck

  "FASTER THE CHRONICLES: Dwayne Johnson – Exclusive Interview that Covers FASTER, FAST FIVE, THE OTHER GUYS, 3D, More". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. November 15, 2010.

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• When I was a kid, maybe 11, I remember saying, "When I grow up I wanna have enough money to buy a really cool car, because I won't."

  Joss Whedon

  Growing Up, Kids, Car

  "Joss Whedon Talks THE CABIN IN THE WOODS, THE AVENGERS, His Writing Process, Comic-Con, Collecting and More". Interview with Steve "Frosty" Weintraub, collider.com. April 5, 2012.

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• I was really sad after 'The Avengers' when I realized I was not going to have a part in 'Thor 2' or 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier.' But I'm not arguing with my fantastic plane and my really cool car.

  Clark Gregg

  Winter, America, Car

  "‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D’: Clark Gregg on Marvel, Joss Whedon mind meld". Hero Complex interview, herocomplex.latimes.com. September 24, 2013.

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• The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Real, Blue, Car

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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