Cookie Jars Quotes

• Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this big debate, but we've got official paralysis - because they're the ones who had their hand caught most deeply in the cookie jar.

  Edward Snowden

  Government, Hands, Years

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• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

  Barbara Johnson

  Food, Weight Loss, Dessert First

  Barbara Johnson (2000). “Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends”, p.67, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

  Suze Orman

  People, Cookies, Jars

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

  Janet Evanovich

  Gun, Men, Cookies

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.141, Macmillan

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• I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

  Allen West

  Hands, Cookies, Jars

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• There's a time I can recall
  Four years old and three feet tall
  Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
  And both were out of reach

  Hilary Weeks

  Stars, Years, Feet

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• [On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

  Kathie Lee Gifford

  Brother, Kids, Hands

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• Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

  Zig Ziglar

  Change, Forgiveness, Ambition

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• He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.

  Janet Evanovich

  Morning, Gun, Names

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• I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

  Carrie Fisher

  Ideas, Jars, Cookies

  Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. September 13, 2011.

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