Chocolate Quotes - Page 19

• Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’” There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. “It’s not realistic.” “What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

  Cassandra Clare

  Children, Air, Doors

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• That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!" No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.

  Johnny Depp

  Would Be, Fudge, World

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• Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.” “Steak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,” Striker replied. “And a piece of chocolate cheesecake for dessert.” I gave up on conversation after that. I was too jealous of the cheesecake to continue.

  Jennifer Estep

  Jealous, Lunch, Superhero

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• Hey,” Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” Funny,” Eve said. She was almost back to her old unGothed self again, though there were still red splotches on her cheeks and around her eyes. “How come you’re always behind bars, troublemaker?” Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.” That hearse had horsepower.” Eve got that moony look in her eyes again. “I love that hearse.

  Rachel Caine

  Eye, Self, Talking

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Kiss of Death: The Morganville Vampires”, p.95, Penguin

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• What would you like? (Maggie) I don’t care. I’ll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Wrens, Care, Tylenol

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• Chocolates and cakes are the biggest problem I have. That is why I punish myself at the gym because I know I can't stop myself from eating what I want. I call it eating your cake and having it.

  Genevieve Nnaji

  Cake, Want, Problem

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• I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, one as hated as the other.

  Annette Curtis Klause

  Blood, Mouths, Taste

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• Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.

  James Patterson

  Running, Earthquakes, Evil

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• Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits." -David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme-

  Lora Leigh

  Mom, Uncles, Home

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• He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

  Ilona Andrews

  Pain, Yummy, Bars

  Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.45, Penguin

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• I like being broken. It means I can have chocolate for breakfast.

  Jamie Campbell Bower

  Mean, Broken, Breakfast

  Twitter post from Jan 6, 2014

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• I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!

  Jensen Ackles

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• I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

  Chris Farley

  Sheep, Pudding, Underpants

  "Fictional character: Mike Donnelly". "Black Sheep", www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

  Billy Crystal

  Jesus, Easter, Children

  Billy Crystal (2013). “Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?”, p.36, Macmillan

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• Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Rocks, Two, Valhalla

  Karen Marie Moning (2012). “The Highlander Series 7-Book Bundle”, p.41, Dell

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• On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

  Eric Carle

  Night, Pie, Ice Cream

  Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

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• It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding.

  Neil Gaiman

  Motivational, Appreciation, Kindness

  FaceBook post by Neil Gaiman from Apr 14, 2010

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• She read and read and read, but she was stuffing herself with the letters on the page like an unhappy child stuffing itself with chocolate. They didn’t taste bad, but she was still unhappy.

  Cornelia Funke

  Children, Unhappy, Letters

  Cornelia Funke (2011). “Inkdeath”, p.114, Scholastic Inc.

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• My father is the harbinger of death and destruction. My grandmother the Great Destroyer. My mother is the goddess of the hunt. I think I’ll be okay. (Kat) Yeah, you do have the history of absolute terror and cruelty in your veins. (Sin) Remember that if you ever come between me and my chocolate bar. (Kat)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Mother, Father, Thinking

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• Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of two things is genius.

  Simone Elkeles

  Two, Peanut Butter, Genius

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• The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.

  Ally Carter

  Girlfriend, Heart, Gun

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• The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

  Rachel Caine

  Wish, Slim, Fortune

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Chill Factor”, p.2, Allison & Busby

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• I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would fall on me and end my misery.

  Kenneth Oppel

  Fall, Bars, Machines

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• That's impossible," Gwen gasped. "The fastest I've ever run on a treadmill was ten and a half minutes and I nearly died. And it was only one mile. I had to rest for hours and eat chocolate to revive myself.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Running, Half, Impossible

  Karen Marie Moning (2012). “The Highlander Series 7-Book Bundle”, p.798, Dell

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• Uriah drops his tray next to me. It is loaded with beef stew and chocolate cake. I stare at the cake pile. “There was cake?” I say, looking at my own plate, which is more sensibly stocked than Uriah’s. “Yeah, someone just brought it out. Found a couple boxes of the mix in the back and baked it,” he says. “You can have a few bites of mine.” “A few bites? So you’re planning on eating that mountain of cake by yourself?” “Yes.” He looks confused. “Why?” “Never mind.

  Veronica Roth

  Couple, Confused, Cake

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