Chlamydia Quotes

• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

  Sarah Mlynowski

  Latin, Siri, Woods

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• I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Girlfriend, Valentine

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• God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well let's see now. A clean guy - a disease-free guy and a disease-free woman - they marry and they keep their sex between the two of them. They're not going to get chlamydia, and gonorrhea, and syphilis, and AIDS. It's safe.

  Phil Robertson

  Sex, Pride, Gay

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• Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

  Liam Hemsworth

  Mom, Class, Thanks

  11 Copy quote

• Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?

  Jennifer Rardin

  Gun, Games, Two

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