Beautiful Quotes - Page 16

• Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell me that's not going to be a beautiful work of art when it's finished. My grandkids are playing with my balls, they can't figure it out. They're like, 'What are these things?' I'm like, 'It's your future, read the chart.' They don't stop growing; they're like earlobes. That joke was inspired by a door that wasn't locked when I was 11.

  Daniel Tosh

  Art, Doors, Years

  16 Copy quote

• Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

  Daniel Tosh

  Freshman, Bigs, Disgusting

  10 Copy quote

• I don't think it's because of my eyes, my beautiful eyes. 
  (on Henry staying at Arsenal for the money)

  Arsene Wenger

  Eye, Thinking, France

  8 Copy quote

• When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

  Doug Stanhope

  Asian, Degrading, Sexually

  23 Copy quote

• The smoke and the fire and the speed, the action and the sound, and everything that goes together, [the steam engine] is the most beautiful machine that we ever made, there's just nothing like it.

  O. Winston Link

  Fire, Together, Sound

  15 Copy quote

• The same camera that photographs a murder scene can photograph a beautiful society affair at a big hotel.

  Weegee

  Cameras, Murder, Affair

  17 Copy quote

• I don't think I'm beautiful. When I look in the mirror, I just see me - and, I'm pretty used to me.

  Melanie Griffith

  Thinking, Mirrors, Looks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• Sometimes something is so frightening I must look at it this closely or dismiss it altogether. Sometimes it's so stunningly beautiful I feel completely left out. With either extreme, photographing makes me have to deal with it.

  Andrea Modica

  Looks, Sometimes, Feels

  6 Copy quote

• I don't ever want to have to depend on a relationship. I think it's a really special thing to find love. It's beautiful. Nothing can match it. But I want to make sure that I find other things in life that I love besides . . . love.

  Rihanna

  Love Is, Thinking, Things In Life

  "Rihanna Parties With Ex Matt Kemp! Are They Back Together?", hollywoodlife.com. October 13, 2011.

  12 Copy quote

  Show source

• I believe life is about balance. My mom was brilliant, yet manipulative. Beautiful, but had more voices in her head than the Wu-Tang Clan. Loves her kids, killed her last husband. I say last husband because you don't get another one after that.

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Husband, Believe

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  19 Copy quote

  Show source

• Most people can be made to look beautiful - someone can do your hair nice and put some make-up on - but being sexy is something inside and not everybody has it. I don't think I ever really had it, a lot of it is to do with confidence.

  Lara Stone

  Sexy, Nice, Thinking

  9 Copy quote

• I hope to enjoy however many days I have on this beautiful Earth and spend as much of it outside as I can surrounded by those I love.

  Brittany Maynard

  Earth, Enjoy, I Can

  7 Copy quote

• To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing. It's really human.

  Abby Wambach

  Thinking, People, Watches

  75 Copy quote

• If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.

  Brian Posehn

  Yelling, Pleasure, Pretty Lady

  8 Copy quote

• Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.

  Louis C. K.

  Children, Kids, Watches

  15 Copy quote

• Such compression of large amounts of information into a few exformation-rich macrostates with small quantities of nominal information are not only intelligent: they are very beautiful: yes, even sexy. Seing a jumble of confused data and shreds of rote learning compressed into a concise, clear message can be a real turn-on.

  Tor Nørretranders

  Sexy, Confused, Real

  Tor Nørretranders (1999). “The User Illusion: Cutting Consciousness Down to Size”, Penguin Books

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I don't hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other women and men - people in general can be annoying - but I've never disliked a woman for being beautiful.

  Iliza Shlesinger

  Hate, Men, People

  12 Copy quote

• Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to take the crowd wherever I want them to go. I love it when they laugh, especially when they relate through laughter. It's a beautiful thing. It also means I'm going to get paid, which is nice.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Laughter, Nice, Mean

  4 Copy quote

• The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, World, Treats

  4 Copy quote

• In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

  Greg Proops

  Our World, Comedy, Form

  7 Copy quote

• I feel most sexy when everything comes together! I like to maintain myself by going to the gym, I love the gym. I also feel most confident when I feel most beautiful inside - it shows on the outside! If I don't feel like putting on makeup to leave the house, I just add a slick of lipstick to make myself feel sexy

  Irina Shayk

  Sexy, Makeup, House

  16 Copy quote

• No matter size, weight, or age woman should never forget their divine worth. We are powerful, beautiful beings and should be treated as such.

  Witney Carson

  Powerful, Age, Weight

  Twitter post from May 04, 2014

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• Dolly is a legend. Jessica is so beautiful. I take it as a big compliment when people put me beside them. About being compared to Dolly Parton & Jessica Simpson on the Idol red carpet.

  Kellie Pickler

  Idols, People, Red

  13 Copy quote

• Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.

  Dean McDermott

  Baby, Morning, Wife

  5 Copy quote

• I recorded with Hank (Jones) a number of times, usually on dates where Milt was unavailable, and I thought he was the perfect pianist. He had a beautiful touch, knew all the best ways around the chord changes, and swung mightily. And he brought an air of cheerful competence to every date, making us all feel that it would be possible to make some very good music that day.

  Bill Crow

  Piano, Numbers, Air

  4 Copy quote