Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.
Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.
The plague of government is senile delinquency.
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.
Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.
Everybody can write; writers can't do anything else.
We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.
Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.
Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.
Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.
Despair is anger with no place to go.
The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.
I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.
Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.
Nostalgia for what we have lost is more bearable than nostalgia for what we have never had, for the first involves knowledge and pleasure, the second only ignorance and pain.
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality.
It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.
My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?
Anything you do from the heart enriches you, but sometimes not till years later.
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