A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.
Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.
Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.
Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.
The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.
Every group feels strong once it has found a scapegoat.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.
When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near.
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.
There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later.
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