Bill Maher Quotes - Page 16

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• I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh.

  Bill Maher

  Curves, Tsa, Agents

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• No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

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  Perfect, Choices, Election

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• [Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

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  Talking, Obamacare, Issues

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• What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

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  Team, Doe, Flags

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• If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.

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  Gun, People, Religion

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• This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

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  Children, Party, Car

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• People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package.

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  Giving, People, Choices

  "Lite Night with Bill Maher". Interview with Ana Marie Cox, www.motherjones.com. January/February 1998.

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• Edward Snowden gave a little press conference today. He is apparently seeking temporary asylum in Russia. Because, you know, when you're tired of the government snooping into everything you do, Putin's Russia is definitely the place you want to go.

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  Tired, Russia, Government

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• Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

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  Military, Cutting, Gay

  "Maher: Reagan wrote GOP playbook" by Hadas Gold, www.politico.com. June 8, 2013.

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• What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

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  Law, People, Voting

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• All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.

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  America, People, Giving

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• Next week John Boehner will be sitting behind Barack Obama at the State of the Union address. I think Obama should purposely try to embarrass him by telling the story of 'Old Yeller.' The state of our Union is strong, but not so good for one special dog.'

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  Dog, Strong, Thinking

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• Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

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  Dog, America, Laughing

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• Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

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  Hurt, Long, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

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  Running, Thinking, Ass

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• The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.

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  Approval Rating, Cells, Two

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• I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

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  Mind, Outrageous

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, tv.avclub.com. September 13, 2006.

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• Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

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  Running, Thinking, President

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• Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?

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  Country, Years, Iraq

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• I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

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  Fun, Cancer, Thinking

  "Politically Incorrect" by Ken Tucker, www.ew.com. June 7, 2002.

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• New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for
  your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.

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  Men, Doctors, Obamacare

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• People on the right say to people like me, Oh, you hate America. And I always say, No, I love America. I want it back. I don't want you representing it. I don't want torture representing it. If I hated it, I'd be okay with being represented by the torturers.

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  Hate, America, People

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• The Tea Baggers, they're not a movement, they're a cult.... Cults tend to populate from within, encouraging members to have huge broods of children and to give them strange names, like Moonbeam, and Trig.

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  Children, Names, Giving

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• Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

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  America, Missing

  "Bill Maher... But I'm Not Wrong". TV Special, February 13, 2010.

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• Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

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  Marijuana, College, Comedy

  "Bill Maher Confesses: ‘Selling Pot Allowed Me to Get Through College’" by Andrew Kirell, www.mediaite.com. September 9, 2013.

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