Marcus Brigstocke Quotes - Page 2

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• There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.

  Marcus Brigstocke

  Thinking, Comedy, Kind

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

  Marcus Brigstocke

  Iphone, People

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• I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

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  Stage, My Own, My Own Life

  "Portrait of the artist: Marcus Brigstocke, comedian". Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. November 27, 2007.

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• If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

  Marcus Brigstocke

  Want Something, Kilts, Scottish

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• Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

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  Nuts, Allergies, Exposure

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• I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

  Marcus Brigstocke

  Thinking, Errors, Interesting

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• I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

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  Atheist, Would Be, Default

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• I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

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  Environmental, Reason

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• I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

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  Memories, Watches, Scripts

  "A funny five minutes with Marcus Brigstocke". Mirror.Co.Uk Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. March 21, 2010.

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• I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

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  Interesting, Beijing, Shanghai

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• My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

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  Comedy, Masters, Trade

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• I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing.

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  Drama, Writing, School

  "60 SECONDS: Marcus Brigstocke". Interview with Paul Kevan, metro.co.uk. June 27, 2007.

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• I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

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  Hate, Airports, Minutes

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• I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture.

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  Beautiful, Sight, Happy Times

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• And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

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  Giving Up, Writing, Creating

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• I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

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  Comic, Touring, Hotel

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• Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

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  Genius, Absolutes

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