Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 9

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• One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.

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  One Day, Rolling, Circus

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.79, Zondervan

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• It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.

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  Men, Personality, Talent

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• I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

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  Girl, Drawing, Air

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• Angels are just pretty insects.

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  Angel, Insects

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.75, Hachette UK

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• Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear.

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  Husband, Hands, Feet

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• We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

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  Dog, Car, Coyotes

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• Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

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  Heart, Vampire, Dinner

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

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• Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

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  Should Have, People, Moses

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.80, Hachette UK

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• It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize that he had never really tasted cheese, or crackers, or life. And he didn't want his daughter to live that way. He'd moved her into her own room the night before...He hadn't slept well, and had gotten up five times during the night to check on her, only to find her sleeping peacefully, but he could lose a little sleep if Sophie could go through life without his fears and limitations. He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

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  Daughter, Sleep, Night

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• Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

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  Song, Writing, Play

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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• I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?

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  Thinking, Doe, Mustard Seed

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• Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

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  Children, Laughing, Judging

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.20, Simon and Schuster

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