Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 6

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• Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

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  House, Suffering, Needs

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• The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.

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  Beast, Dear

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.67, Zondervan

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• Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.

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  Girl, Mean, Awkward

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• One can't be free without action.

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  Action

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.180, Hachette UK

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• In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

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  Slime

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.90, Zondervan

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• I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.

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  Real, People, Events

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.29, Harper Collins

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• The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.

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  Children, Hero, Angel

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

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  Needs

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.298, Hachette UK

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• Don't bruise the Foo!

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  Bruises

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• And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

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  Blood, Four, Abby

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• So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

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  Daughter, Said, Charlie

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• After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.

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  Running, Facts, Lost

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• I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.

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  Thinking, Hair, Two

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.30, Harper Collins

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• ...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal

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  Girlfriend, Lilies, Abby

  Christopher Moore (2009). “You Suck”, p.66, Hachette UK

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• . . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.

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  Army, Animal, Knitting

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• It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.

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  Cheer, Men, Self

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• Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.

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  Baby, Nerd, Looks

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• Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

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  Cake, White, Devil

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.9, Harper Collins

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• It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?

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  Past, Guilt, Moments

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• Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

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  Car, Zombie, Way

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• I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

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  Lice, Harem

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• Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal

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  Doors, Hey, Littles

  Christopher Moore (2010). “Bite Me”, p.28, Hachette UK

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• All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

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  Whales, Killer Whales, Kevin

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• She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

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  Baby, Males, Sophie

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.10, Harper Collins

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• This Roberto. He no like the light.

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  Light

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