Christopher Moore Quotes - Page 3

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• That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.

  Christopher Moore

  Horrible, Plans, Chosen

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• Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

  Christopher Moore

  Looks, Look Up, Wells

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• She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

  Christopher Moore

  Evil, Naked, Want

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.81, Simon and Schuster

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• The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.

  Christopher Moore

  Giving, Values

  “ Movies The fine art of copying a canvas 'The Thomas Crown Affair': Stealing from the masters” by Jamie Allen, www.cnn.com. August 19, 1999.

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• The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.

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  Gains, Eternity, Empty

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• Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

  Christopher Moore

  Order, Sick, Irony

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.158, Simon and Schuster

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• Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

  Christopher Moore

  Guy, Males, Realizing

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• Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.

  Christopher Moore

  Prepared

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.229, Hachette UK

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• Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

  Christopher Moore

  Thinking, Vampire, Agree

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• The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has a fiery heart under that ice-queen exterior. She likes the stark simplicity of Japanese art and the daring complexity of Russian literature. She prefers sharp to flowing lines, brooding to pouting, and rock and roll to country and western. Her drink is vodka, her car is German, her analgesic is Advil. The Winter Woman likes her men weak and her coffee strong. She is prone to anemia, hysteria, and suicide.

  Christopher Moore

  Suicide, Country, Art

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• Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.

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  Desire, Wrecks, Want

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• If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfection, and know it by name.

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  Song, Laughter, Book

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• San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a great setting for a horror story.

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  Beautiful, Dark, Light

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• I've won Satan's lottery.

  Christopher Moore

  Satan, Lottery

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.18, Simon and Schuster

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• From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.

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  Hip Hop, Dialect, Way

  "OMFG, Horatio!" by Christopher Moore, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 23, 2010.

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• Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

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  Whales, Car, Police

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• They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like themselves who will mirror their illusions.

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  Dream, Mirrors, Alive

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.83, Simon and Schuster

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• Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

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  Bulletproof, Hard

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.226, Simon and Schuster

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• Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

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  Love, Marriage, Thinking

  "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal". Book by Christopher Moore, 2002.

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• She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.

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  People, Special, Different

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: Book 1: Love Story Series”, p.137, Hachette UK

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• Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have your MBA yet - they haven't completely juiced you of your usefulness yet. Would Martin Luther King back down from this challenge? Malcolm X? James Brown? Don't you have a dream? Don't you feel good, like you knew that you would, now?

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  Dream, Kings, Years

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• She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

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  Coffee, Blood, Evil

  Christopher Moore (2009). “You Suck”, p.84, Hachette UK

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• Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

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  Chocolate, Shadow, Hot

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.111, Simon and Schuster

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• Hope is merely another face of desire.

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  Desire, Faces

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• For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.

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  Loyalty, Responsibility, Sacrifice

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