American Express Quotes

• I'm Kan, the Louis Vouitton don / Bought my mom purse, now she Louis Vuitton mom / Still might throw on a little low arm they want me to stop go on gon / They don't want me to shop and me spending that hard / Oh My God is that a Black card / I turned around and replied why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express

  Kanye West

  Mom, Stars, Hands

  "Song: 'Better Than Yours' ('Kon the Louis Vuitton Don')". 2004.

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• All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

  Milton Berle

  Valentine, Wife, Cards

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• Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.

  Chris Pratt

  Two, White, Perfect

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. April 24, 2015.

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• Blues is like American Express. I don't leave home without it.

  Buddy Guy

  Home

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• It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.

  Charlie Munger

  Strong, Screw Ups, Would Be

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• I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

  Stephen Colbert

  Accepting, Status Quo, Visa

  "There's Nothing Funny About Colbert's SuperPAC" by Peter Overby, www.npr.org. June 30, 2011.

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• I have long been a supporter of The Princes Trust, and so when American Express asked me to launch Amex Be Inspired and help young people build their confidence and fulfil their potential, I was delighted to get involved.

  Kevin Spacey

  Long, People, Helping

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• I've had a terrific life, from building one company to be the second largest company in the securities industry and merging that into American Express, and becoming president of that company.

  Sanford I. Weill

  President, Becoming, Building

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• She gave me a false address, took off with my American Express, sunspot baby, sure had me way out guessed.

  Bob Seger

  Baby, Evil, Addresses

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• If you owe too much on American Express,
  and your Diner's Club notes are too hard,
  take a loan on your Visa,
  and pay it off with your MasterCard!

  Nipsey Russell

  Credit, Diners, Clubs

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• My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.

  J. Michael Straczynski

  Years, House, Cards

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• This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

  S. J. Perelman

  Book, Awards, Together

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• They're pushing credit cards. They don't take Visa, but they do take American Express, or they don't take this one, but they take that one, or you'd better bring this one, or if you forget who you are, look on your credit card; it will be there.

  Bill Janklow

  Cards, Looks, Credit

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• I did a couple of American Express commercials.

  Jason Dohring

  Couple

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• Whiteness in a racist, corporate-controlled society is like having the image of an American Express Cardstamped on one's face: immediately you are “universally accepted.”

  Manning Marable

  Racist, Faces, Accepted

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• But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

  Jim Bakker

  Usa, Cards, Heritage

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• My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots for those.

  S.A. Bodeen

  Dad, Black, Cards

  S. A. Bodeen (2008). “The Compound”, p.60, Feiwel & Friends

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• My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday?

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Football, Religious, Monday

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• The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

  Peter Ustinov

  Money, Pay, Bills

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• I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

  Joan Rivers

  Men, Wife, Guy

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